it don't matter if i get a little tired

micky. cat. where the fuck are you, please tell me you made it outside.

Fucking unreal. I just got invited to a goddamn black tie party.

Fuck, I hate Black Friday. Soccer moms beating each other up over the last fucking snuggie or whatever is more than anyone should have to deal with sober.

That's a literal example, one of them needed three stitches in her forehead.

Okay, what the fuck. Did somebody forget to tell me today was National Overshare Day or something? Because I feel like I would have known about that ahead of time, but I don't know, maybe I just missed it. I was pretty hungover this morning, it's not like I spent a lot of time reading the human interest shit on CNN. It could have slipped past me.

3A isn't usually this chatty about his hemorrhoids, is all I'm saying.